..........

Needz Cheeze, Pleeze!




Great Void visitors simply must have these!
Won't you please help?
(They've promised to stop talkin' smack about you!)




Alan Seidler - Duke of Ook
<--New
Betty Hutton - Sleepy Head
Betty Hutton - My Cutie's Due At Two-To-Two Today
Betty Hutton - Banana Boat (Oomba-Oomba-Oomba)
Billy Edd Wheeler - Wild Mountain Flowers (Album)
Billy Edd Wheeler - The Pickers Prayer (Single Song)
Bob McCallister of Wonderama 1969
Bobbi Staff - Chicken Feed
Boomerang aka Kid Creole - Unknown Named Album
Boone Girls - Curiosity Killed The Cat (MGM 45) (Pat Boone's daughters)
Buddy Collette - Polynesia
Buzzola - Got A Light (In Print, Will Not Be Posted)
Buzzola - Junkers, Jivers & Coke Fiends (In Print, Will Not Be Posted)
Carol Channing - Live At The Palace
Comedy Central's Viva Variety - He Looks Like Robert Deniro
Cousin Brucey Meets Mother Goosey
(particularly Hansel & Gretel Meet The Chopped Liver Witch)

Cracked Country Christmas
<--New
Dan Hartman - Get Outta Town
Dan Hartman - The Name of the Game
Dave Prowse aka Darth Vader aka The Green Cross Man - Remember The Green Cross Code
DeFranco Family - Venus
Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre - Out Of Season
Eric Jupp - Surf King (single)
Frank Edwards - Flying Saucers Are Serious Business
Dukes Of Dixieland - LP on Audio fidelity
Gladstone's A Piece of Paper Gleams (Gleems?) - Mr. Magic Moon
Hudson & Landry - Hippie and The Redneck
Hutton Sisters (Betty & Marion) - Heart Throb
Hutton Sisters (Betty & Marion) - Ko Ko Mo (I Love You So)
Janet Klein - Come Into My Parlor
Joan Rivers - Can We Talk
Jody Carver & Johnny Cucci - The Hot Club Of America
Julian and Sandy - BBC Radio Show
Korla Pandit - Le Club Maron
Kids' on the Wurlitzer - Kirby Stone Four?
Kyle Petty (Nascar Driver) - any album
MAD - What, Me Worry? (Single)
Mike D'Abo (previously member of Manfred Mann) - The Lady's In Love
Muppets - Muppet Show Seasons 3-5 Soundtrack
Muppets - The Christmas Toy Soundtrack
Muppets - The Great Santa Clause Switch Soundtrack
New Christy Minstrels - On tour through motortown
New Classic Singers - Bit hit sounds
Nutty Squirrels - A Hard Day's Night and other Smashes
Off-Beats - In Lo-Fo
Oscar Brand - Maryann McCarthy
Pardon My Blooper - Volume 5
Peter Skellern - Happy Endings (BBC records 1981 or anything)
Pinkard & Bowden - PG-13
R Crumb - Party Record
Rance Allen Group - Let the Music Get Down In Your Soul
Rev. Dimichel - For Bloozers Only
Robert Clary - The 88th Row of the Hollywood Bowl (song)
Robert Klein - Let's Not Make Love
Ronald Vomit - Nice
Ruth Wallis - Senorita What's Her Name
Singing Sisters Of Syracuse
Sir Hubert Pimm Pianoforte & Ellen Sutton - I Wanna Say Hello
Sophie Tucker (Uncertain) - Your Key Won't Fit My Keyhole Anymore

Spencer's Washboard Kings - Masculine Women & Feminine Men
<--New

Spencer's Washboard Kings - Nimble Fingered Thimbler
<--New
Tammy Faye (Bakker) - Run Towards The Roar
Tiger Lillies - Sinderella
Treniers - Suitcase Song
Tyrone Green aka Eddie Murphy - Kill My Landlord (SNL)
Uncle Vinty - CD (selling at his shows circa 1974,5,6)
Unknown Artist - The Monkey Wrapped His Tail Around the Flagpole (B side of I Like Ike might be called Nation Emblem)
Van Lynn - One Night of Madness
Vincent Lopez Orch. - Concert In The Park Will The Turtle Remain Unbroken
William Shatner - Narrated undersea music for a dolphin show at some water-park (Sea World or Weekiee-Watchee, Florida) 1970's
Yorgi Yorgison aka Harry Stewart - Family Album
Zak Brown Band - Sic 'em On A Chicken



WHEW, LOOK AT DA SIZE OF DAT LIST!
SHIRLEY YA GOTS AT LEAST ONE O' DEM!

Submit in SCREAM/INFO/SUBMIT
In-Post Submissions Will NOT Be Posted
(Unposted Links In Comments)

Skippy's Picks
An Anonymous Cheeze Sniffer's Compilation
What's Your's?



Dat's right, Skippy!
It's about time for a favorite's cheeze platter compilation!
Leave the artist & name of your favorite slice of cheeze,
or
submit the linkage in:
Screams/Info/Submit
(below this post)
&
I'll compile
&
post it when there's sufficient stuffage.

Judge's ruling is final!
Who be dem judges, you axed?
Why, dat Big Cheeze Hizself, who else?

So far we gots:



This is an on-going compilation of favorite cheezy songs, these have been submitted so far, what's yours?


(Bruce McCullough - Our Love)


(Five Blobs - The Blob)


(Joe Pesci - Take Your Love)


(Lovebug Lovers - I Am A Love Bug)


(Plastic Bertrand - Ca plane pour moi (Jet Boy, Jet Girl) 1978)


(ShittyMcShit - The Picard Song)


(Neil Diamond - Porcupine Pie)
Submitted by Zillagord, there! Happy now?


(Hilary - Drop Your Pants)
NOT Submitted by Zillagord, so there!


(William Shatner - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds)


(Carlos Borzenie, Sr - My Wife Left Town With A Banana.mp3)


(Felix Figueroa Orch - Pico & Sepulveda 1947.mp3)
(Dr. Demento Theme Song?)



So, where's your's?
COME ON, Skippies, Let's Do This Up RIGHT!


Check Screams for Cattle Call request, I've only a couple.

It's
WIND
Week!



Dat's right, Skippy!
It's WIND week!
Anything WIND related will work!
Cutting WIND
WIND blown
WINDY
WINDS of change
WIND instruments
Anything about blowing or sumthun' like that there will do!
(Why, I'd even go for some WENDY stuff!)

Searching For Wind Week Stuff



Two Tents?


What's that, Skippy?

Yer floors are dirty and ya just can't takes no more?
Yer head feels like it's gonna bust open?
If'n the caps off the tooth paste just once more...

Then YOU be needin'


Or...
here's a thought...
Suck it up!
(like an adult)





Jimmy Sings Comedy Classics
Trax in comments.




Submitted by:

Dat Deadguy

Napoleon XIV
aka
Jerry Samuels
They're Coming To Take Me Away,
Ha-Haaa!
1966
(45)




Side A
They're Coming To Take Me Away,
Ha-Haaa!


B ediS
,yawA eM ekaT oT gnimoC er'yehT
!aaah-aH
(ediS pilF lanigirO)


Side B
Josephine XV - I'm Happy They Took You Away, Ha-Haaa!
(Replaced Original Flip Side)


Louis Nye
Teenage Beatnik
1959


I Don't Dig Squares!

Man! They ARE A Drag!




Protect Yer Vital Fluids!



Edmundo Ros
Samba!




01 Playtime In Brazil
02 Choo Choo Samba
03 Samba Samba
04 More And More Amour
05 Nursery Samba
06 Wedding Samba
07 Mary Ann
08 Samba Rhapsody
09 Square Dance Samba
10 Yankee Doodle Samba



Submitted by:

The Cheese Knees, Thanks!

When Cheeze is Outlawed
Only Outlaws Will Have Cheeze


That title make like zero sense, eh?


Mother Sez:
Reduce Yer Psychic Tension!
NOW!


What's that, Skippy?

Ya sez yer plagued by reoccurring bouts of Psychic Tension
and
ya just can't stand's no more?

Than be getting yer bad psychic self sum:

VALIUM!



Mother's Little Helper!

Parts Of Me Are Applauding Already!



Ya Gots THAT Right!



Victoriamonial



Floyd Robinson
Out Of Gas
1961






Submitted by:

The Cheese Knees, Thanks!

Who ARE Those Guys?



Those Pesky Romans
Did NOT Play Well With Others!



Ask Dat Cheezemeister

Dear All-Knowing, Seldom Telling Big Cheezemeister;

Whenever I'm with my friends & mention the Cheeze Factory, they get all kinds of emo on me.

What's a dude to do?

Signed;

Fit To Be Tied

Dear Conniption Fit;

The answer's quite simple!



Ya needs more CHEEZE in yer diet!

Signed,

The Big "Full of it" Cheeze

Mr. Methane
The World's Only Performing Flatulist




01 Mr Methane Com.mp3
02 Flatulate The Conga.mp3
03 Twelfth Night.mp3
04 It's Flatulation.mp3
05 Madam.mp3
06 Spring - Hamlet.mp3
07 Romeo & Juliet.mp3
08 Cut The Cheese.mp3
09 Green Sleeves.mp3
10 As You Like It.mp3
11 Blue Danube.mp3
12 Taming Of The Shrew.mp3
13 Total Clear-Out.mp3
14 Twelfth Night Part II.mp3
15 Swan Lake.mp3
16 Othello.mp3
17 Beethoven's 9th - Richard The 3rd.mp3
19 1812 Overture.mp3


Visit Mr. Methane


Scary!


Another Hare Club Fer De Men Satisfied Customer!



Walter Huston
September Song






Submitted by:

The Cheese Knees, Thanks!

Flatulence
Pull My Finger!
99 Stinky Farts




01 James Brown Stains.mp3
02 Cheese Dog.mp3
03 Goose Gas.mp3
04 No. 2 With a Bullet.mp3
05 Heiny Hiccup.mp3
06 What Are You Saying.mp3
07 Bronx Rear.mp3
08 Morning Doo.mp3
09 Puff Daddy.mp3
10 Echole.mp3
11 I Think I Can.mp3
12 Bugle Boy.mp3
13 The Long And Winded Road.mp3
14 Cello Below.mp3
15 Orchestra Pit.mp3
16 Donald Loves Daisy.mp3
17 Prelude to a Crap.mp3
18 Toad Stool.mp3
19 Goo-Goo-Doo-Doo.mp3
20 Dotting The I.mp3
21 Lawnmower.mp3
22 Trumpeteer.mp3
23 Stuttering on The John.mp3
24 Rusty Hinge.mp3
25 Dueling Butt-Holes.mp3
26 Fly Swatter.mp3
27 Squat Thrust.mp3
28 Rrrip Roarin.mp3
29 George Push.mp3
30 Dale Earnfart.mp3
31 And Thats The Truth.mp3
32 Hot-Air Balloon.mp3
33 Donut Creme-Filler.mp3
34 Air Biscuit.mp3
35 Rectal Bismol.mp3
36 Smoothy.mp3
37 Old Sparky.mp3
38 Champagne Cork.mp3
39 Mr. Bubbles.mp3
40 Out of Gas.mp3
41 Rocking Chair.mp3
42 Violinist.mp3
43 Anus Madness.mp3
44 Laurel And Farty.mp3
45 Variety Show.mp3
46 Skid Marks.mp3
47 Would You Like Ketchup With That.mp3
48 Mud Slide.mp3
49 Door Jam.mp3
50 Light a Match.mp3
51 Weed Eater.mp3
52 Wet-n-Wimpy.mp3
53 Packing Tape.mp3
54 Sphincter Stinker.mp3
55 Tonya Farting.mp3
56 Bmx-Lax.mp3
57 Monica u-is-Stinky.mp3
58 Bottom Burp.mp3
59 Kazoo.mp3
60 Jurassic Farts.mp3
61 Touche.mp3
62 Men in Brown.mp3
63 Gravy Stains.mp3
64 Bowels of The Titanic.mp3
65 Ready Set Blow.mp3
66 Colon Powel.mp3
67 Slo-mo-Blo.mp3
68 Nice Try.mp3
69 Opra Wind-Free.mp3
70 Rough Cut.mp3
71 Uh-Oh.mp3
72 Gass-Hole.mp3
73 C-Flat.mp3
74 Alien Encounter.mp3
75 Forrest Dump.mp3
76 Bathroom Blitz.mp3
77 I Dont Know.mp3
78 Slide Trombone.mp3
79 Night Moves.mp3
80 Feces Pieces.mp3
81 Heinder Reminder.mp3
82 Fart of The Bumble-Bee.mp3
83 Bug Zap.mp3
84 Bean Dipper.mp3
85 Tuna Melt Madness.mp3
86 Shave And a Haircut.mp3
87 Macaroni And Squeeze.mp3
88 The Unstinkable Molly Browns Undergarments.mp3
89 Clucking Chicken.mp3
90 Slippery When Wet.mp3
91 Airstrikes.mp3
92 Cute And Sassy From The Assy.mp3
93 Long And Distinguished.mp3
94 Commode-Tion.mp3
95 Symphartnic Finale.mp3
96 Telefart Answering Message.mp3
97 Yankee Doody Dandy.mp3
98 Silent But Deadly Night.mp3
99 Beethovens 5th Movement.mp3




The Wayward Bus
The Prophet
(Predictions By David Hoy)
1968
(45)






Side A - The Prophet
Side B - The Prophet (instrumental)



Submitted by:

The Cheese Knees, Thanks!

Fred Flintstone
&
His Bedrock Beaters
Stone Age Rock
1961
(45)




Side A - Stone Age Rock
Side B - Bedrock Beat




Fred Flintstone
&
His Bedrock Beaters
A Knight In Bedrock Forest
1962
(45)




Side A - A Night In Bedrock Forest
Side B - Quarry In Stone Rock




THE BOBS
Sing The Songs Of...







Amazing!


Here we see an overcautious Skippy personage
attempting to garner cheeze from a "safe" distance!




Will someone run over and invite 'em in?

Plenty of cheeze to go around & it's relatively safe!


Right Mikelj?
Mikelj?
Say, anyone seen Mikelj?

They just wheeled him out, Big Cheeze.

Oh, man, how many times is that now?

Don't Make Us Go Down Under
On
Yer Hoarding Arse!



We'll be sending Skippy the Hit-A-Roo after ya!

Public Service Announcment


No matter how many time we tells ya,
some Skippys refuse to wear adequate protection
when visiting the cheeze factory!

Hours after leaving the factory,
this particular Skippy personage seem to believe it was
Kick A Gator week here at the factory,
he was so confuse-ed!

Hmmm... Kick A Gator Week...

Isaac Jacobs & The Abrahams
Who Cut The Cheese




01 I'm A Toys R Us Kid.mp3
02 Somebody.mp3
03 Monkey Fling Poo.mp3
04 Favorite Color.mp3
05 I Gotta Go DooDoo.mp3
06 Tobacco Or The Psychotic Hashhead.mp3
07 The Adventures Of Ojo And Joj.mp3
08 Who Cut The Cheese.mp3
09 Monkey Fling Poo Reprise.mp3




Dating Tip #1
DON'T Be A Hoarder!



Public Service Announcement



BAD KITTY!

How Many More Times?


Ok, Skippys, this isn't that tough!
Here we see a Skippy
who failed miserably in an attempt to cheat
dat Hare Club Fer De Mens
out of a few ducets!

Please, Please, Please,
take a moment to ascertain the difference
between cheese & cheezy!

Hail To The Then Big Cheeze!



District of Columbia -- Hail To The Teeth (1977)
featuring Ray Pasquin impersonating Jimmy Carter
taken from the Salsoul 12-inch "Hail To The Teeth" 12D 2040
"Barrio Elect" 12-Inch Re-Edit (7:05)

A voiceover/rap impersonation of then-president JIMMY CARTER
over an "absolutely monstrous Latin Funk workout" --
a true Salsoul disco rarity and obscurity (and it reeks of funk too)!!!
download includes liner notes document as well to spill all the odorous details


Submitted by:

Martymartymarty, thanks!
(Three times better'n dem regular Martys!)

Stiffle & Stinker's
Movie Review


Today's movie review:

"I Want Someone To Eat Cheeze With"
(Sometimes love is just a big bowl of wrong!)

Both Stiffle & I agree,

IT STANK!

No Horses Allowed On Tours!



Unless, of course, it's the Famous Mr. Ed!

That Guy Has Hoarded Before You!



Is he pointing at YOU?

YEAH!

YOU!

OVER ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE OF THE INTERWEB!

Hey, Kids
What Time Is It?


This was a time long ago
BEFORE
Mikelj went over to the Dark Side!

Can I Get An Amen?



E-Vil Mikelj Foiled Again!


This time he claimed this was Mr. Ed!
Animals are NOT admitted to cheeze tastings!

Unless of course it's the famous Mr. Ed
(the REAL Mr. Ed!)

A Sponsor What You Needz!


That's right, Skippy!
You be needin' yer bad self some
Dr. Bonker's
Celebrated
Egyptian Oil!


Small print: May or may not contain actual Egyptians

Cheeze Factory
2nd Annual
Science Fair


You'll recognize some last year contestants
who simply dusted off their exhibits.

































Vote for your favorite in comments.

LATEST BREAKING NEWS!



(Thanks for the news flash, eediot!)

Public Service Announcement


Skippy, if you take heed of nothing else,
take heed of this!


After spending a fair bit of time at the Cheeze Factory,
make certain fumes didn't escape into polite society!

After our last post, this image was taken of our adjacent neighbors!



Check yer neighbors, not once, but twice!
(Doors locked? Who cares? I mean, it's for their own good!)

A Day For Exposure
(to the sun, you perv!)



I'm guessing no big deal!

Got A Dose Of Catarrh?
Best Be Gettin' Yer Bad Catarrh Self Sum!


What's that, Skippy?
Ya sez yer plagued by Catarrh?
Since we have like zero idea what that is,
you'd best be gettin' yer bad Catarrh self sum!

Mack Mahon
The
Rattle Snake
Oil King's
Liniment

79%
(a large number)
guaranteed to clear up that Catarrh!
(whatever that is!)

Small print: May or may not contain actual Mack Mahon.

Nope, Didn't Fall For This One Either!


Try as he might,
Mikelj's attempt to convince me
he invented the world's first robot didn't work.

I DIDN'T fall for it!


Sorry, Mikelj, try harder!

ATTENTION SKIPPIES!





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